never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
that feel when u cant find father
sir may i please go to the bathroom my hair is lookin primo extremo
the boy bathrooms at school look nasty as fuck
Is this why you left English.
…….. .. ……my hair was primo extremo…….. ….
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks